1/25/2024 0 Comments Colossus pizza![]() Thanks to Gordon’s help, Mama Maria was able to turn itself around and no longer offers one of the greasiest pizza Ramsay ever tasted! 9. Following a somewhat bustling rush hour, Gordon came to the rescue of the 55-year-old Italian restaurant and redesigned the entire menu, getting rid of anything frozen and coming up with new, exciting recipes. The employees were on the verge of losing their cool after Ramsay told them he just had one of the most disgusting lunches ever, insulting their cooking methods. After some time pondering, he realized that no one tasted the food before it was sent to him, which is a pivotal step in any chef’s process. “How could a pizza contain so much grease?” seemed to be a burning question in his mind. Gordon sat down and tried to decipher why the pizza was so greasy and oily. With moldy desserts on his plate, dirt, and dust around the restaurant, and an overly oily pizza, the unwelcoming staff was only the tip of the iceberg. He’s proved wrong after he receives and tastes his frozen-looking meal and doubly so after a quick stroll around the kitchen. Gordon was hopeful that the food wouldn’t be the issue at this restaurant, but the rude staff instead. The staff and the owner did not greet Gordon’s arrival with a ton of excitement, but rather with a lot of awkward looks and snarky comments. And from the moment Ramsay stood outside of Mama Maria’s Italian Ristorante in Brooklyn, he could already tell by the shabby appearance that this was going to be an interesting ride. Mama Maria’s Monster Messįrom the moment this pizza was placed on the table, you could already tell it was one of the greasiest pizzas ever made. So here are the Top 10 Times Gordon Ramsay Was Furious Over A Pizza On Kitchen Nightmares! 10. But, for the chefs on this list, even the basics seemed too difficult to achieve. Although running a restaurant can be tough, you would expect a good chef to be able to make a decent tasting pizza, at the very least. From horrible tasting food to poor quality ingredients, disrespectful chefs, and outrageous dining rooms, there is little that Gordon hasn’t seen. Actually, just give it away for free because fuck you, I'm an entitled little shit who would rather come here and complain about something that is truly amazeballs because I might have to pay a reasonable amount of money to see it than just be silent and let everyone who has a 12 foot raging full body iron balled stiffy be more excited than DC at a shoe store.During his time on Kitchen Nightmares, Superstar Chef Gordon Ramsay has been faced with more than a few infuriating situations. If there isn't an extended shot of some hipster girl in Olympia painting her toes while wearing a Melvins tube top, I'm pulling my funding, and me and Dave Ghrol are gonna go film a U2 documentary.ĥ. ![]() Everyone who pitches in 5$ should get a written apology from Hanz (for not filming this in ultra space titty three dimensional 4k HD), Brian (for creating this board where we can endlessly bitch about every single goddamn nitpicky thing we do, don't, or may know about Melvins), the Band (for existing in the first place), Dave Ghrol (for not playing drums all that much anymore), Courney Love (thanks for the blowjob, my dick just fell off), and GLEN BECAUSE HE'S A FUCKIN' GREAT SOURCE OF POTASSIUM BUT HAS AN INCREDIBLY HIGH GLYCEMIC INDEX.Ĥ. If I pledge more than 75$ I want Hanz to send me the camera he filmed this doc with so I can have a shot at doing it right, because he's obviously fucking it up, mailing it in, washing the true KVLT church burning past of MELVINS away for some light, pooftery affair, shitting the bed big time, only spending years and years of his life and time filming what is ultimately going to be a half assed, boring, and sexually confused bit of dare I (ironically) say "art," that makes Michael Bays Transformers 2 look like Schindlers list finger popping Precious whilst Blazing Saddles and Philadelphia awkwardly paw at each other in the corner.ģ. If I pledge more than 50$, I should get the shirts, the hoodies, the posters, 2 copies of the extendo uber mega deluxe come-with-a-fleshlight-on-the-box-sos-i-can-fuck-it collectors edition, with pizza delivery for a week from Buzzos dogs and a vial of every bassists blood, in a handmade Brazilian Rosewood coffin designed by Haze (spoiler alert, there will be skulls and goats), hand etched by Kevin, painted pink by the members of Boris, and with a hand numbered replica of the bottle or can or whatever it was that dick in Canada threw at buzz.Ģ. Quote from: DC on March 15, 2015, 08:18:46 AM HERE'S MY LAUNDRY LIST OF COMPLAINTS SINCE EVERYONE IS BITCHING AND MOANING ABOUT EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN THING EVER:ġ.
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